Florida’s new law, House Bill 3, is changing the game for adult content access. But don’t worry, your favorite adult shop has got you covered! Read on to find out how our team here at Thee Fantasy Shoppe can help you navigate this new, naughtier normal.
Florida’s House Bill 3: The Spank of Legislation –
Effective from January 1, 2025, HB 3 is like a cock-block for the digital age. It demands age verification for any site that’s more than one-third filled with content that might make some grandma blush. Now, you’ve got to flash some ID or go through some third-party verification that promises not to remember your secrets.
Slipping Past the Censors –
Pornhub’s response? They’ve pulled out of Florida faster than a one-night stand hearing the words “I love you.” This has left many Floridians with their pants down. We’re here to help you navigate this new, naughtier normal.
Sculpt Your Pleasure:
This month, we’re heating things up with a sizzling hot sale!
Enjoy a juicy discount of up to 15% on Pink Tag DVDs, kegel balls, dilator sets, anal trainers, wands, and more.
Why not turn up the heat on your New Year’s resolution to get fit? These toys don’t just spice up your love life; they help you tone and tighten in all the right places.
Stay Safe Online: Your Digital Condom –
For those of you who’ve got a VPN already, you’re like the family member who slips out for a quickie during family dinner.
What’s a VPN?
Think of it as your digital condom – it keeps you safe, anonymous, and lets you penetrate the internet’s steamy corners without leaving a trace.
But if you prefer something more tangible, our shelves are brimming with DVDs and adult literature that cater to every flavor of fantasy.
A Day of Delight:
Make your trip to Thee Fantasy Shoppe an adventure! After you’ve perused our selection, why not continue the fun at one of Daytona’s iconic bars? And don’t forget to check out our latest arrivals, like the AMANDA’S KITTY LATINA from Blush Novelties or the CALIFORNIA DREAMING SANTA CRUZ, perfect for those solo sessions or playful escapades with a partner.
Experience Adult Wellness:
In these times of digital censorship, Thee Fantasy Shoppe stands as your sanctuary of sensuality. We’re open late, catering to your every desire with discretion. We’re here to ensure your year is filled with legal, ethical, and absolutely mind-blowing pleasure.
Join us for a journey into adult wellness.
Thee Fantasy Shoppe – Where you shop the experience!